evilwardenplz

It's been around a month since my last journal...? So...yes, I'm back. Yours truly.

But let's all have a moment to say - FINALLY. Superjail! comes back April 3rd. It's been how many years? Two? Three? I'm sure Adult Swim won't disappoint.

Now, where's Jailbot, that little midget, uhh.....Jared..? That's his name right? The one with the mustache? Oh, right. I command Mistress, Alice and those annoying twins to report back to Deviantart....NOW!!

Excuse me while I prepare to start World War III. SUPERHEIL!! Thank you, my slaves. However, I'm afraid this Misha Collins person will surpass me...on seizing Earth and using his animals--er, humans to do his bidding. Still, I hold deep respect for this man, he is....interesting, to say the least.

(Yeah, I'm trying to be more in-character. And failing terribly. Must. Get. Superjail. Episodes.)

HELL HAS BEEN RAISED. I AM HERE, BITCHES.

Hi.

I'm back.

More or less.

Why is Deviantart so different from when I left. _{I need to fucking stop logging on and logging off for months and coming back on half a year later, ffuuuu--}

Why this Ke$ha person is standing on a very small public bathroom toilet in high heels and physically NOT get her foot stuck in the toilet? THIS IS COMPLETE MADNESS. -rips hair out, frustrated from the lack of logic- And why does she have a $ sign that replaces an 'S?' I don't understand the logic of dancing whores...wait, isn't there a word for that? Stripper? Yes? No?

(In other news, I'm back. Again....this is getting quite irritating, isn't it? Also, Drill-Bit-Lobotomy needs to get online. LIKE. NAO. And and and....so does mistress-plz I MISS YOU, MISSY. COME BACK TO ME. -brick'd-
Also. Wow. I kinda miss bossing Jared around. D: I MISS THE GOOD OL' DAYS WHEN THE PLZ ACCOUNTS WERE ACTIVE. -fakesob-)

EDIT:
(LOLOLOL. A few more updates here and there. Ummm, first of all, late night talk with Rahu made me make a Randall from Ugly Americans account. XD WTF.

Secondly, I heard that Deviantart made an April Fools joke on people, changing the icons and what-not. So, did anyone bother to see what MY avatar was during the April Fools joke? I HOPE IT WASN'T TWATLIGHT. D:<)

That's right, biatches. The Warden is BACK and running! WHO MISSED ME?!

(....I swear, I have an explanation for all of this. Okay, not really.
I've been probing around this account for a day or two now and I was wondering if I should ask my friend's little sister to have this account instead. :/ Maybe? I don't know. She's like, what, 14, and she's been obsessing over Superjail! for a long damn time. I promise you all that I may come back to this account and yes, I know, it's damn amazing I manage to remember my password after all these months.
Oh yeah, the last time I've seen an episode of Superjail! was a long time ago. This account is officially crack and out of character. But that's okay. You all still love me.

Secondly, HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN UGLY AMERICANS?!!?!?!? Best. Show. EVER. By Augenblick as well. Best. Show. EVER. And yes, that was repeated just now. YES.

And thirdly...well, okay, I have more to say after this but this one is extremely important. WHAT HAPPENED WITH DEVIANTART?! I've been gone since November and this is how Deviantart repays me?! This is all so confusing....

Maybe lastly, has all the other plz accounts that I've....left behind, died off? Missy? MY BROTHER?! D:> CRAP.

Oh wait. Let me recap. Ugly Americans = best show in the goddamn world. And my birthday's coming up. July 13th, BE THERE.

Okay, that's all for now. It's friggin' 3 in the morning and I need some sleep. Happy trailings, my lovers.)